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Drivers Demotivational Poster

ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.

TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any vagina, anytime soon...

WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....

student drivers -

TAGS: drivers car crash dead
Rating: 1.87/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:04 pm
Am I the only one that looked past the fat chicks in the photo to notice the spelling mistake?
megan - January 18, 2009, 1:52 am
fake or not fake you are all rude and obnoxious assholes that should grow the fuck up
Chadd Hawkins - December 6, 2008, 1:57 pm
Except for the one ontop of the car and the fact this is obviously fake I'd still say that the driver did us a favor by killing a few fat chicks
God - August 21, 2008, 2:18 pm
Who cares? They're all fat chicks.
jay - August 11, 2008, 4:38 pm
how bout fake


TAGS: taxi drivers drive taxis
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - March 28, 2011, 2:01 pm

nicely done dude!!


TAGS: gawd i hate jokes about women drivers
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - June 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Thanks for that Harr. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. If I dye this albatross white, I'll look just like a blonde manly Bjorn ... in an deranged swan dress. *snickers*
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
Worked for a guy that had a tractor we had to start that way, and a '52 Ford Pickup. P/U had no compression, but the tractor would take your leg off with that crank. Wasn't real good about disengaging on ignition.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 8:20 pm
BoneCD - June 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
I don't cause I'm liven' with one! 5 poodles

BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.

TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5

AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."

TAGS: women bad drivers
Rating: 3.48/5

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urwis - December 4, 2012, 2:13 pm
Holland drivers...not so rare situation there ;)
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:32 pm
CANADA - October 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
love it!
RONSART - October 22, 2009, 4:54 pm
LOL!!!!!!...my 5L
Lex - October 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
My guess is she was on the damn phone during this episode of "how to high center a vehicle". 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2009, 4:26 pm
I like it! 5 lions.


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!

WOMEN DRIVERS - 'nuff said

TAGS: women drivers fail how the fuck crash car
Rating: 2.52/5
Chadley - December 1, 2009, 7:32 am
Tiger Woods. 'nuff said.

THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.

TAGS: bad drivers crankyhead
Rating: 4.21/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:46 pm
Reminds me of the mayhem commercials for AllState

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."


TAGS: drivers ed rap
Rating: 4.78/5

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Bandit5906 - March 26, 2016, 3:51 am
Gotta love the sound of the starter motor on a running engine!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2012, 6:33 pm
I've been teaching my fiancée to drive, I feel your pain. 5L.

WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space

TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 3.15/5

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5150monkeylove - April 11, 2011, 10:28 pm
Are you sure? I have seen videos of them diving, and I think they have it right.
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:24 pm
lol women cant dive

WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.

TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

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D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them

Dog Drivers -

STEREOTYPES - they start early

TAGS: barbie woman drivers
Rating: 3.17/5

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GreatWhiteHype - January 29, 2010, 6:35 am
actually i have. I popped one's cherry, and nothing... wait a minute, that bitch lied to me!
culos - January 28, 2010, 4:49 am
Just askin' but have you actually tried that, I mean checked whether they bleed? I'm sure PMS Barbie does, don't know about the others...
GreatWhiteHype - January 27, 2010, 5:52 pm
well yeah, barbies dont have blood sooooo
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:58 pm
That is so fake!

ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive

WOMEN DRIVERS - the only solution

RIGHT MRS. JOHNSON - when i tap the dashboard i'd like you to perform an emergency st.....AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

TAGS: carcrash women drivers
Rating: 4.17/5

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lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 12:33 am

This cracks me up everytime I read it. 5LLLLLs!~


TAGS: reindeer assignment benefits include being off 364 days of the year must have valid drivers license
Rating: 3.92/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:31 am
5 Frank Reynolds!

BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."

TAGS: star wars drivers
Rating: 3.92/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:15 am
Great pic! Could have done so much better with the text, still 4L for the pic.

WOMEN DRIVERS - They can give it and take it up the rear

DEPTH PERCEPTION - And you don't have four wheel drive. But you do have a messed up Mazda

PREPARE - My name is Chuck Norris, you forgot to check your rear zone. Prepare to die.

TAGS: chuck norris drivers ed
Rating: 1.14/5

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CoolioIndeed - June 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
Photoshop Fail.


TAGS: directions men drivers humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:35 pm

GAry, I once passed the entrance to the George Washington Bridge in DC at least TEN times before my DH finally decided to listen to his daughter (who was about 8 at the time, and me), screaming TURN HERE!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:34 pm

Most of the men I know would gleefully pass gas in a 5-star reataurant and blame the maitre'd, so I don't buy the 'don't want to bother anyone' posit, either.
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 11:30 am

Bah! Emilio, I'd be more likely to agree with you if I hadn't spent hours of my life I can never get back, at the mercy of a guy who turns directly opposite of the way we need to go, when I have a map in my lap or a GPS running on my phone...nah. Sorry.
GaryO - October 3, 2013, 9:17 am
Well, ya got me Vernon. However, it takes skill to distract passengers when passing the same landmark for the third time in an hour. ‘LOOK! COWS!’ 5 lost male lions
EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2013, 1:59 am
I think men must have a better sense of where the cardinal directions are than women. Also, we don't want to bother anyone until we've made an honest effort.

Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -

Red Asphalt -

TAGS: red asphalt drivers education generations
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2014, 6:18 pm
Heh, I have been guilty of the same…with a dam cell phone in my good ear…once. And, yeah, I did, for a moment, wonder what all the ruckus was about. Guilty, yer honoress.
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 1:25 pm
And not an officer around when you need one. But if you taillight is out they could stop you two to three times - in the same freakin' day.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 8:29 am
Yup. A hairless tiny headed big eared octogenarian almost wiped me out with his gigantamous motor home on 205 last night. Just came over into my lane, sending me and my Wrangler into an off road excursion.


TAGS: innocence calendar women drivers
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:39 am
5ad, true, and painfully funny.
spacedog - June 3, 2012, 10:59 am
Ouch. 5L
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 9:54 am

INNOVATION - Having a suspended drivers license gave Geneva the inspiration she needed to make her own catering service signs.

observe -

GLADYS - She Was Distracted By A Mixer In Housewares And Took A Wrong Turn When She Got To Lingere

WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.

TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
I feel sad for your poor virgin penises... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed


TAGS: woman drivers
Rating: 1.73/5

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Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 11:57 pm
"I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news: most of the cargo is damaged and the trailer is ruined... Good news: it looked f'in awesome"
Oddman - April 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Happened like this... trailer started to slide around, got to swaying at the top, bouncing back and forth, and then fell over - while still attached at the 5th wheel. And for the record - I once saw a male trucker lose the tandem wheels on the trailer...
m16 - February 13, 2009, 1:11 am
How did that happen?!
Epic Wins - December 18, 2008, 11:05 pm
how in the hell...
derek - June 13, 2008, 6:34 pm

Paving the way -

TAGS: legislation drivers road hogs road rage pundits
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 30, 2015, 9:40 pm
werkin' on it

male drivers -

TAGS: male drivers
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:07 pm
Its fun to watch! I luv watching guys show off-----wait--- I luv watching guys---chuckle,chuckle
GaryO - December 11, 2015, 11:53 am
the male...must...get...thru

'Tis the season -